Thursday, March 13, 2008

My True Talent

With a little help from my friends, I've discovered it:

Michelle: well mr. sunshine...
you've managed to make what was already a dreary day all the drearier.
thank you

me: it's my strong suit
take what was happiness, and by pure force of association turn it into oppressive boredom and melancholy


So, there you have it, folks. That's why I'm here.

3 comments:

Damien said...

Bogus, baloney, FALSE. This is not one of your talents. In fact, when I find myself in need of illumination and enlightenment, I turn to you, B. Zeller. Sorry, but I will not allow you to be so narcissistic in your negativism.

Brandon Zeller said...

Fortunately, this was actually a joke--the part of the conversation I left off was:

Michelle: well said.
that needs to be posted somewhere.
me: i'll do it
Michelle: good. the world will be warned.

So, no, I don't think destroying happiness is one of my talents. Thanks for the reassurance, though; I often need it.

LeeAnne said...

Were you the one that made it snow?